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bottlebay2025-10-29 12:36 pm
video, at the end of october
[A weird, half-dead sunflower seed with dilated eyes and sweat rolling down its shell appears, shouting at you from the clinic.]
THE VOTE IS CLOSE!!!!!!! VOTE FOR UMBREON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[He grabs the Grumpearl with a vine.]
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT VOTING FOR LURANTIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Nurse Chansey from the clinic visibly tries to wrestle the Grumpearl away from him. He shouts various curses that Emporio taught him. You may or may not have a headache now.]
THE VOTE IS CLOSE!!!!!!! VOTE FOR UMBREON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[He grabs the Grumpearl with a vine.]
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT VOTING FOR LURANTIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Nurse Chansey from the clinic visibly tries to wrestle the Grumpearl away from him. He shouts various curses that Emporio taught him. You may or may not have a headache now.]

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[ Certainly, they've taken care to read up on what they can in their spare time, but reading that it is mildly bitter when ripe, and useful for burns (and elevated temperatures now, apparently?) is a far cry from knowing for themself how it tastes. ]
You did not need to bring anything, you realize? I do not even know that he will thank you for it.
[ Though who knows, maybe now that they've said that Flowey will in fact do so purely to be contrary? ]
not here
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[ Often when he comes here, it is because someone else has fallen into a coma. Obviously it's the visitors who really need it then. Except the one time, when it was him...
Ingo busies himself with unpacking the small cups he's brought along. One for himself as well; he does like to make a bit of a visit of it, unless he can sense it's unwelcome. ]
I am going to see Emporio after this.
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[ Close enough to have been caught briefly on the video stream from Flowey's perspective before the seed threw his grumpearl out the window, anyway.
They'll also drift back to the task they had been attending to before he came in (which is stocking some of the pediatric medications and equipment in the nearby crash cart) though they comment: ]
A ground, a grass, and a fire-type, all out to a frozen lake together. It sounds somewhat like the setup for a morbid joke of some sort, does it not?
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Oh dear! That was very poorly planned!
[ He can see how they might have imagined it being okay with a fire-type, but with frozen lakes, you never want to forget the "lake" part! ]
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Indeed. I am not sure what any of them were trying to prove.
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[ Though admittedly neither Flowey nor Emporio is the strongest of Pokemon...he's just too nice to say so. ]
I only hope that they have learned better now!
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[ Which is apparently halfway kill himself doing tasks for these guilds? Certainly they are indebted to them for their hospitality, but as far as they are aware, they are hardly being pressured to perform, and do so so foolhardily.
Perhaps it is different for Cheris? Ah well. Their task complete, they float their way back over to the Typhlosion, delicately picking up one of the cups he's brought along. ]
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I suppose. He is quite brave!
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[ A very generous one at that! ]
But perhaps my perspective is quite skewed when I am still capable of terrifying him.
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[ They did mention having a sibling about! Though - hm, hm. After what Flowey's confided to him...maybe he shouldn't actually have asked. ]
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My, that is certainly a reaction. 'Oh, dear' — is there something to be concerned about here?
[ Answering a question with a question is a bit impolite, perhaps, but now their curiosity's been piqued by his sudden apprehension. Has someone been telling more stories than they've been aware of, or is this about Flowey himself? ]
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Maybe he can sort of unconsciously recognize Sibling Behavior.]Well, I suppose that depends on why you are frightening him!
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Anyway, in response to him, they just offer, in sardonic deadpan: ]
Keeps him in check when he starts thinking he's the absolute God of Hyperdeath again.
[ They will not go into the details of certain other history. ]
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The god of what?
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The Absolute GOD of Hyperdeath.
[ How are they doing that with their mouth. ]
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[ no, nope, he can't do that with his mouth, he breaks off coughing and takes a sip of tea ]
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(He will do it to taunt Emmet one day.) ]
Well! In any case - what a...unique moniker!
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[ Another practically dainty sip of tea. ]
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Oh, I wish that I could remember my own childhood! I think that Emmet might have something to say about that!
[ Vague sense that he was some similar flavor of emo! ]
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Perhaps you might just ask? Though if it is something truly embarrassing it may be in its own way a blessing in disguise that you cannot recall it ...
You have mentioned your issues with memory before, though. They are truly that thorough? Nothing comes through lacking context, no sense of deja-vu?
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No. I had thought something of that sort might happen, but I have never managed to truly regain any memories at all. There are only vague impressions, and even that much is rare. Maybe if I saw him as a human, or if we were anywhere familiar... [ But, maybe not. Ingo is beginning to have his doubts. ] Ah, but I could ask him, I suppose!
[ He is not going to do this. ]
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Then, very seriously:
(it isn't, really, but their delivery is impeccable.) ]
Perhaps the powers that displaced you ... or the ones that noticed you after, did not trust you not to cause a temporal paradox, whether intentionally or otherwise.
[ Consider: accidentally yapping about events to come to exactly the wrong person, and giving them an existential crisis. ]
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A temporal paradox...?
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