Flowey (
friendlyflower) wrote in
bottlebay2025-10-29 12:36 pm
video, at the end of october
[A weird, half-dead sunflower seed with dilated eyes and sweat rolling down its shell appears, shouting at you from the clinic.]
THE VOTE IS CLOSE!!!!!!! VOTE FOR UMBREON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[He grabs the Grumpearl with a vine.]
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT VOTING FOR LURANTIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Nurse Chansey from the clinic visibly tries to wrestle the Grumpearl away from him. He shouts various curses that Emporio taught him. You may or may not have a headache now.]
THE VOTE IS CLOSE!!!!!!! VOTE FOR UMBREON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[He grabs the Grumpearl with a vine.]
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT VOTING FOR LURANTIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Nurse Chansey from the clinic visibly tries to wrestle the Grumpearl away from him. He shouts various curses that Emporio taught him. You may or may not have a headache now.]

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My, that is certainly a reaction. 'Oh, dear' — is there something to be concerned about here?
[ Answering a question with a question is a bit impolite, perhaps, but now their curiosity's been piqued by his sudden apprehension. Has someone been telling more stories than they've been aware of, or is this about Flowey himself? ]
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Maybe he can sort of unconsciously recognize Sibling Behavior.]Well, I suppose that depends on why you are frightening him!
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Anyway, in response to him, they just offer, in sardonic deadpan: ]
Keeps him in check when he starts thinking he's the absolute God of Hyperdeath again.
[ They will not go into the details of certain other history. ]
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The god of what?
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The Absolute GOD of Hyperdeath.
[ How are they doing that with their mouth. ]
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[ no, nope, he can't do that with his mouth, he breaks off coughing and takes a sip of tea ]
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(He will do it to taunt Emmet one day.) ]
Well! In any case - what a...unique moniker!
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[ Another practically dainty sip of tea. ]
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Oh, I wish that I could remember my own childhood! I think that Emmet might have something to say about that!
[ Vague sense that he was some similar flavor of emo! ]
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Perhaps you might just ask? Though if it is something truly embarrassing it may be in its own way a blessing in disguise that you cannot recall it ...
You have mentioned your issues with memory before, though. They are truly that thorough? Nothing comes through lacking context, no sense of deja-vu?
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No. I had thought something of that sort might happen, but I have never managed to truly regain any memories at all. There are only vague impressions, and even that much is rare. Maybe if I saw him as a human, or if we were anywhere familiar... [ But, maybe not. Ingo is beginning to have his doubts. ] Ah, but I could ask him, I suppose!
[ He is not going to do this. ]
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Then, very seriously:
(it isn't, really, but their delivery is impeccable.) ]
Perhaps the powers that displaced you ... or the ones that noticed you after, did not trust you not to cause a temporal paradox, whether intentionally or otherwise.
[ Consider: accidentally yapping about events to come to exactly the wrong person, and giving them an existential crisis. ]
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A temporal paradox...?
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But people start thinking about it. Before you know it, this all builds up, and suddenly that event you knew to take place some decades in the future is happening now, far too soon.
[ They shrug a little, cheerfully. ]
Who knows what else might happen differently next? Will the future you came still look the same, if things change so much?
[ ... ]
Barring that, I suppose, there is also always the classic example of a man going back in time and preventing himself from being born somehow. Usually by killing his grandfather.
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[ The theory does make sense. Could Ingo really do something like that, even across so much time and space? Even if only by mistake? What would he have even changed?
...he's brought a higher level of training to Hisui. Could he have done it already, somehow?
Later, later. He doesn't want to put these new concerns on the Yamask, especially at Flowey's sickbed. ]
Well, I certainly have not killed anyone!
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But then, here is the confusing part, the one that makes it a paradox! If the man was never born, how could he have ended up going back in time to stop himself from being born?
If the future you came from was changed, then why do you still exist, if you are a product of the future that used to be?
[ behold, the subject of many a sci-fi and fantasy story! ]
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Most likely nothing of the sort has happened, then! Though I do not believe our family is from Hisui, and Unova is halfway around the world...I think it would be difficult to affect my own personal history in such a way.
[ Other things in history are maybe a different story... ]
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Another option. The time travel was always meant to happen. The time traveler's actions in the past were always meant to be, and not a distortion or disruption, because they are what created the present that the time traveler hailed from. A cycle, then, with no clear beginning.
[ They can recognize his discomfort with the topic, at least; it only makes sense that he would be, all things considered. Hence their segue to the stable time loop theory instead. ]
It might be the happiest interpretation, perhaps?
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[ Though, if he concludes it was simply meant to happen...well, Ingo thinks that would probably upset Emmet. ]
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[ They could take the knife and twist it, see what he makes of it ... but then again, if they were going to do that they would have done so already.
In any case, the kind of time travel they're discussing is something on quite a much larger scale than the SAVEs and LOADs and RESETs that were employed in the Underground ... yet the principles are the same, aren't they? And they have seen quite a variety of different outcomes, trying to see what happens, find that better ending, even if the overall shape of things might have resembled each other superficially. Some of them ... ]
You said your brother is here, correct? Then at least you can know that you probably haven't done anything to change things to the point that he no longer exists.
[ Probably. They are not going to bring up the possibility that they are no longer from the same timeline at all, if they ever were, or that this place being Somewhere Else exists separately from the concept of a continuous, self-consistent timeline elsewhere. ]
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[ There should not be one without the other!
........barring like some really sad and specific scenarios we don't gotta think about!]no subject
[ Or, well, making himself such? ]
Did you have such conviction before you came to know of his existence?
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[ Ingo doesn't even engage with the other question, for all that he doesn't protest either. ]