video, at the end of october

[friendlyflower]

[A weird, half-dead sunflower seed with dilated eyes and sweat rolling down its shell appears, shouting at you from the clinic.]

THE VOTE IS CLOSE!!!!!!! VOTE FOR UMBREON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[He grabs the Grumpearl with a vine.]

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT VOTING FOR LURANTIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nurse Chansey from the clinic visibly tries to wrestle the Grumpearl away from him. He shouts various curses that Emporio taught him. You may or may not have a headache now.]

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[improvking]

um. is that Sunkern ok.
or.
no, you know what, he's clearly *not* ok right now, but is he *going* to be?

and what did Umbreon do to him that he's so frantic about this?

[ The words are tinged with a flicker of alarm. ]

voice with spooky reverb for Reasons

[heartonachain]

Instructions unclear, voted for Malamar.

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[consequerer]

[ Yeah they do have a headache now, thanks. Glad they still can, even like this (no, no they aren't). ]

This was urgent enough to broadcast from your hospital bed?

[ To borrow a little something— 'don't you have anything better to do?' ]

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[edgewater]

[ this sudden intrusion makes parvati scream in surprise, followed by the loud clattering of tools and utensils hit the flaw. ] Dammit-- what in the Void?!

[ she's already voted lurantis. i just envisioned this reaction and had to share. ]

voice but so dry it somehow has anti-reverb

[paperceptive]

[ Odile was about to snap at being scared half to death like that, but: ]

I have also voted for Malamar.

[ she hates malamar but this is funny ]

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[consequerer]

More likely he is simply delusional from going some place he shouldn't have, and now suffering the consequences for it.

[ They were just talking about the oncoming cold weather last month. What possessed a plant to decide to wander straight into the depths of winter straightaway not long after expressing concerns about it? ]

[friendlyflower]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[They're brainwashed!! They're clearly brainwashed!! Get those washed brains away from him, what if they're contagious?! (Is that why Kris is speaking like that?!)]

[friendlyflower]

[When the video comes back, Chansey has swaddled him in a blanket like a baby. He can't move.]

Don't broadcast that, you idiot--

[Baby jail for him. He flops around as she brings him more of the bitter medicine for his wounds.]

[loopsiedaisy]

[Yes!!!!!!!!!]

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[ba_boom]

[Impmon has taken to keeping his pearl on him at all times specifically so he wouldn't miss anything.

This, it turns out, was a mistake. He drops the pearl as soon as the yelling starts, and once he's retrieved it, he wastes no time in... yelling right back.]

Hey, sprout, give it a rest with all the shouting, huh!?

[With no apologies if Nurse Chansey is still holding the pearl when this happens.]

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[autumnrainrunaway]

Sweet Mac Lir, I think that was Flowey? Just what did Umbreon do to him?

[Dolly had the misfortune of attempting the Grumpearl again, thinking that the first time was just a hiccup and isn't normally like that. Ahahahaha! Dolly your luck with that Pearl at times.]

[offtracks]

Oh, dear - FLOWEY! IT SHALL ALL BE ALRIGHT! YOU SHOULD GO AND REST!

[ He does in fact manage to telepathically shout very loudly!

He also doesn't manage to telepathically filter this away from Flowey, so posed to everyone: ]

Why is he in the clinic?

[wovensecrets]

[ No words, no text, no video, just the permeating sensation of extreme annoyance -

Well, maybe there's sort of a video.

Maybe more like a visual, no context attached, just - the image of this same sunkern being knocked out from a high tree top.

Maybe this depicts a little more violently than what really happened but you know what. you know what.]

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[consequerer]

[ Much less eldritch than before, but still supremely unimpressed: ]

I have been attending to him this most recent rotation, [ well, in terms of fetching whatever Nurse Chansey requested, ] so I will answer this if no one else will:

Ill-advised trip to the Icefall Lake. Put any ridiculous notions of Umbreon out of your heads.

[consequerer]

[ Sweetly: ] Do not broadcast what, exactly?

[ Woe, baby jail be upon ye. Nurse Chansey really is quite the master of her craft. ]

Once again, you are going to regret this whenever you are actually coherent again.

[offtracks]

Of course!

[ Dismissive; he was actually a little more concerned that Flowey was raving! ]

Is he feverish?

[truthdecided]

Flowey. I already made a post regarding Umbreon's credentials.

[He takes a deep breath, then slowly exhales.]

Was this truly necessary?

[friendlyflower]

YOU--

[Threat failed. He's swaddled in a blanket.]

[friendlyflower]

Not as much as I'd regret handing the keys to MY Death Blood Murder Skull town over to Lurantis!!! [He will regret this.]

the gag tags will continue until morale (my day) improves

[friendlyflower]

[Lurantis voter detected!!! Now beaming edgy music really loud directly into your head!!]

[friendlyflower]

Silence, Hat Moron!! I'm ripping that thing off your head!!

she's fucking dying flowey. you've killed her.

[edgewater]

[ NO PLEASE SHES ONLY EVER HEARD CORPORATE JINGLES DONT MAKE HER LISTEN TO BRING ME THE HORIZON AT MAXIMUM VOLUME. ]

[friendlyflower]

[Forcibly given another dose of medicine and fighting off the sedatives, Flowey just blinks at the Grumpearl with his big ol' eyes.

(This is very important to him. He's also clearly delirious from exhaustion.)]

[friendlyflower]

I'm fine!!! Everyone's overreacting! I've had way worse before!

[This is said as Chansey is giving him a startling amount of medicine.]

[friendlyflower]

HUH? CAN YOU SPEAK UP A LITTLE? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!