video, at the end of october

[friendlyflower]

[A weird, half-dead sunflower seed with dilated eyes and sweat rolling down its shell appears, shouting at you from the clinic.]

THE VOTE IS CLOSE!!!!!!! VOTE FOR UMBREON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[He grabs the Grumpearl with a vine.]

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT VOTING FOR LURANTIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nurse Chansey from the clinic visibly tries to wrestle the Grumpearl away from him. He shouts various curses that Emporio taught him. You may or may not have a headache now.]

Comments

voice but so dry it somehow has anti-reverb

[paperceptive]

[ Odile was about to snap at being scared half to death like that, but: ]

I have also voted for Malamar.

[ she hates malamar but this is funny ]

[friendlyflower]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[They're brainwashed!! They're clearly brainwashed!! Get those washed brains away from him, what if they're contagious?! (Is that why Kris is speaking like that?!)]

[heartonachain]

Lmao.

[yeah they're thinking that out loud, what of it]

[consequerer]

I suppose now would be a bad time to opine that I am also considering putting in a vote for Malamar?

[ They might, they might not be, but they'll keep the bit going? ]

[dunchies]

I voted for Malamar too, actually.

[ Not in on the bit, but. Humans hating humans solidarity. ]

[consequerer]

[ Humans hating humans solidarity! ]

Why, it's almost as if there's quite the spread of votes here!

[dunchies]

Honestly, I don't know why he's so worked up over Umbreon winning anyway. They're all pretty neat in their own way.

[ Cephalopods are gross to eat, but Malamar kind of looks rad as hell. ]

[friendlyflower]

Et tu, Chara?

[There he goes again, leaking the True Name. Sorry.]

[consequerer]

Sorry, to whom might you be referring?

[ new grumpearl who dis

but let's be real, they only get this primly proper and formal when they're having someone on. Or when— well, you get the point. ]

[loopsiedaisy]

[Yes!!!!!!!!!]

[friendlyflower]

YOU--

[Threat failed. He's swaddled in a blanket.]

[loopsiedaisy]

[Sending a mental image of themself delicately depositing a vote into a voting box.]

[It does not say Umbreon, it says Flowey,]

[friendlyflower]

[... Fine. He knows when he's being mocked. When he's not currently swaddled up sooo comfy cozy, it's over for you, Siffrin.]