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bottlebay2025-10-29 12:36 pm
video, at the end of october
[A weird, half-dead sunflower seed with dilated eyes and sweat rolling down its shell appears, shouting at you from the clinic.]
THE VOTE IS CLOSE!!!!!!! VOTE FOR UMBREON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[He grabs the Grumpearl with a vine.]
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT VOTING FOR LURANTIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Nurse Chansey from the clinic visibly tries to wrestle the Grumpearl away from him. He shouts various curses that Emporio taught him. You may or may not have a headache now.]
THE VOTE IS CLOSE!!!!!!! VOTE FOR UMBREON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[He grabs the Grumpearl with a vine.]
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT VOTING FOR LURANTIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Nurse Chansey from the clinic visibly tries to wrestle the Grumpearl away from him. He shouts various curses that Emporio taught him. You may or may not have a headache now.]

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Relax, kid. [ The smile is gone, replaced with his usual crochety frown as he folds his arms. ] You seriously thought I was going to eat you? Here of all places?
[ Nnnnot an unfair assumption, really. Hamsters and sunflower seeds — wolves and goats too, if we really want to get into it — but still. Like he'd do that (nowadays). ]
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Uh... I knew that. Ha ha. Just playing along so you wouldn't feel bad.
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... ha! You act like you're the big bad wolf, but really, you're just the small hungry hamster!
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[ The hamster quips he's getting used to, but to suddenly be called the big bad wolf — that, ironically, is what knock the wind out of him.
His frown deepens, eyes going wide for just a second. Carefully, he pats one of his pockets, confirming that he did in fact leave his pearl in the waiting room. Almost immediately, he bares his fangs again, lunging for Flowey only to grab at his sprout. It's rough, but no more harsh than tugging at a kid's ear. ]
You need to learn how to keep quiet. You're not the only one recovering around here, Flowey.
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... he should take this seriously. He was afraid for his life a minute ago, after all. But against his better judgment, he runs his big stupid mouth:]
What are you recovering from? Balding? Does your hip hurt, grandpa?
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Was Flowey pretending to be terrified just to get him to stop? To make him feel bad?
—GRANDPA???? ]
Not me, you little shit. [ No lessons have been learned for either of them. His eyes go full red, his voice nearly a guttural growl. ] Alright. Get the fuck over here. I'm eating you for real.
[ Bigby finally tugs on that sprout hard enough to pull him closer before grabbing at the baby blankets Flowey's swaddled in. He lifts him up (which, probably is barely off the ground, considering the nominal height difference), only to start shaking him. ]
Last chance to scream.
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What in StarClan's name are you two doing!?
[He's mostly addressing Bigby, but... he'd like to believe Bigby isn't attacking someone for no reason. Preferably, he'd like to believe all of this is a misunderstanding.]
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[ Word aren’t cutting it. He’s nipping at Flowey’s sprout too while he’s at it, just for good measure. ]
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Oh hey Fireheart— ]
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He's not moving.
It’s... it’s super effective. ]
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[He is almost certainly not telling the entire story. In fact, he glares vaguely at the ceiling where he assumes Chara is watching/judging him.]
I miiiiiight've aggravated him a little.
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Good thing he's already in the clinic! Hee hee.
[Nurse Chansey finally returns, Flowey's Grumpearl in hand. She lets out a loud sigh and gives Flowey a cursory glance before turning her attention to Bigby.]
not here but also very here;
What an assumption, to think they are always watching, always judging! After all, it's impossible for them to always be here whenever he's doing something stupid ... right?
Right? ]
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He knew that was going to be a hard kick but he didn't realize it would... knock Bigby unconscious. Fireheart hesitates, before carefully stepping over to Bigby and sniff him.]
We... should probably go find a nurse. [He glances at Flowey.] You're okay, though, right? What exactly were you doing to bother him?
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Spoken like a nurse who's seen this rodent far too many times already. She starts to fan him a bit before propping him up; the two red pawprints now stamped on his face are hard to miss. With another sigh, she glances over at the Litten. "If you wanted to give him a warning, perhaps a less effective move next time? He's had an emotional few days. I doubt he's at his best to begin with."
That said, she turns the conversation over to Flowey and Fireheart, focusing on Bigby instead. He's starting to stir, but she plops an Oran Berry in his mouth for good measure. "Glad to see you've recovered from your Ghost-typing, Mr. Bigby."
He grumbles in between chewing, weakly glaring at the other two. All he can manage to do is growl to himself, but perhaps the words loud and brat and pearl might peek through. ]
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... Say, Fireheart. Did you vote for mayor of Death Blood Murder Skull Town yet?
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I- yeah, I voted for Lurantis.
[He very much hasn't been checking the network, offline king that he is.
He pauses.]
....Do we have to call it the whole thing every time?
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Fireheart, why are you humoring him after the stunt he pulled?
[ Can we go back to the actual problem here?? Please??? ]
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[... it seems like he's decided the thing that would piss off Bigby most is just completely ignoring him now.]
Lurantis, though? Really showing your Guild loyalty... hee hee. Aren't you afraid of the rumors? [... which he made up himself, mostly. God, this kid sucks.]
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You're Cheri too, shouldn't you be supporting Lurantis? Ribombee picked her, so he must trust her to do a good job.
[He's glancing between them and... right, he should actually watch Flowey's network post. Hold on... he's pulling out his pearl and watching it through with his tail flicking.
....Okay.]
Why do you care so much about Umbreon winning?
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Because he cares more about pissing off that bee than picking someone who actually wants the job.
[ When did this even turn into a discussion about politics. Why is Fireheart not ending this conversation. Is anyone even listening to him. Why does he feel like there's a damn ghost in the room. He's going to rip his ears off. ]
Can we — that doesn't even matter. That brat just gave the entire Bay a damn migraine over this bull— ... mf.
[ Chansey just stuffs another berry in his mouth. Precaution. ]
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[Well, there's Fireheart's answer for how he pissed off Bigby.]
It's called supporting a cause. Not that you'd know, since the only cause you support is stuffing your stupid face.
Don't you GET IT? Lurantis is just a convenient puppet for Ribombee. You're handing him Death Blood Murder Skull Town on a silver platter.
[Flowey remembers what he said about Fireheart being naive, when he started a huge argument at his birthday party all that time ago. Maybe he just wants to "believe the best in people" or something. Begrudgingly, Flowey admires that about him.
He eases the evil, edgy quality of his voice.]
Fireheart, you've seen it, haven't you? I had to bust my leaves getting people together to build roofs for me and the other Cheri Berries who don't have them before Winter. Meanwhile, Ribombee practically rolls out the red carpet for his favorites like Tenna. He's a shady jerk who doesn't treat us equally at all! [That genuine desire to be understood gives way to frustration.] If he plays favorites with us, there's no doubt he didn't pick Lurantis because she's qualified, but because she's just as shady as him!
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Flowey, shut up.
[He lets out a little puff of flame, with those words.]
Ribombee isn't giving anyone special treatment, he's supporting the Pokemon that earn it.
[Ignoring... that Flowey has way more points than Fireheart, and Guilmon is nearly at the top without any special treatment. Listen, this hasn't occurred to him. It just makes sense that he's earned his nice roof and that Ribombee came to see him personally when he woke back up because Fireheart's just a very special boy.]
And Bigby's right, there's no reason to be yelling over the network about it.
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Kid, you've got some fucking nerve. You wanna talk about supporting a cause, huh? When the only person you clearly give a shit about is yourself? Face it: this is just all to get back at Ribombee for not putting you on a pedestal the moment you showed up here.
[ Too heated to slow down and think, he's more inclined to believe Fireheart's side over Flowey's, particularly when he has little stake in Cheri's politics anyway. There's even some vindication in hearing him say he's right about the whole pearl thing, but— ]
... What the hell is he talking about? [ His nose scrunches as he slowly looks over at the Litten. ] Some of you don't have a roof?
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still not here (aka in the ceiling):
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apparently we are making this worse
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oops! all introspection
silence remains a valid option!