video, backdated to March 5

[telewarped]

Hey, losers. This has definitely been one of the months I've had so far, but now I'm officially bored to death.

[There is a general air of malaise permeating this message, even if the voice of the Pokémon sending it—a gray-toned Mimikyu, currently stationed in what appears to be one of the Oran guild's dens—sounds casual and calm enough.]

At least one of you has to have a decent rec for how to kill time around here you can give me... Or just tag yourself. Whatever.

[At the words tag yourself, an image takes shape in your mind. It's astonishingly clear and will remain present in your head until your connection to this particular Grumpearl is broken.]

Later.

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[telewarped]

Uh-huh. [She still sounds bored.] How 'bout you give me a little preview, then? What's something you've picked up that's been a big help?

[seacub]

Hmmmm...

[shoka why'd you ask a nerd to pick a favorite]

...Well, this probably won't do you a whole lot...but honestly, reading the records on cubone data- things like what they're capable of, what they typically eat, so on- has been a really good way to help me adjust here. Especially since I can make sure I don't accidentally poison myself...

[telewarped]

[Cubone, huh. Actually, that reminds her—]

Anything about where the skull came from? Unless you already knew...?

[seacub]

M...mostly just hearsay...supposedly they come from 'cubone's mother', but you can probably guess why there's a problem with that...

[telewarped]

Hah! That's messed up.

Not sure if you're really selling the archives here, buddy... Honestly, if there's stuff in there about what I am now, I don't think I wanna know.

[seacub]

I- I told you you'd probably want a different section..!!

[So he protests, the fluster flooding the pearl.]