video, backdated to March 5

[telewarped]

Hey, losers. This has definitely been one of the months I've had so far, but now I'm officially bored to death.

[There is a general air of malaise permeating this message, even if the voice of the Pokémon sending it—a gray-toned Mimikyu, currently stationed in what appears to be one of the Oran guild's dens—sounds casual and calm enough.]

At least one of you has to have a decent rec for how to kill time around here you can give me... Or just tag yourself. Whatever.

[At the words tag yourself, an image takes shape in your mind. It's astonishingly clear and will remain present in your head until your connection to this particular Grumpearl is broken.]

Later.

Comments

[seacub]

M...mostly just hearsay...supposedly they come from 'cubone's mother', but you can probably guess why there's a problem with that...

[telewarped]

Hah! That's messed up.

Not sure if you're really selling the archives here, buddy... Honestly, if there's stuff in there about what I am now, I don't think I wanna know.

[seacub]

I- I told you you'd probably want a different section..!!

[So he protests, the fluster flooding the pearl.]