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[33elk]

[ There is a loud static burst. And then a voice some of you have heard before - the Abra who had that strange triangle-themed quest last month. Notably, any Psychic-types might notice a slight chuckle thoughout everything. ]

You are the worst planeswalkers I have ever experienced.

[ ...The static burst finishes. ]

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[33elk]

Yes. It's one of the best things I do, other then keeping law and order and keeping the Multiverse safe.

[ he loves pretending to be jace it's so funny ]

Which is why I declare you all the worst.

[selfie_centered]

Ohhhh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, we're the worst.

Mmmhm.

So, since you're so good at it, you uh, maybe offering lil' planes-walking trips back through the multiverse home yourself?

Just wondering.

[33elk]

Hmm... I can't.

Planeswalkers can't really carry others though. [ ... ] It's one of those limitations I wish wasn't there. Nothing organic can get though.

[selfie_centered]

Eh-hex-cuse me?

[okay so he was expecting a no, but maybe not that kind of no?]

Are we talking like, bounces-off can't-get-through, or like, obliterated can't-get-through?

[33elk]

[ You know. He knows they would just get left behind.

But fuck it, as the only one with this knowledge, Oko-as-Jace is going to make it sound worse then it is. ]

Oh, destroyed. Spread all over the Blind Eternities. Turned into mana. Which means you'll one day be used to fuel magic in some other plane.

Really, I'm glad all of you are ignorant of how to do it again. It would turn out horribly.