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[33elk]

[ There is a loud static burst. And then a voice some of you have heard before - the Abra who had that strange triangle-themed quest last month. Notably, any Psychic-types might notice a slight chuckle thoughout everything. ]

You are the worst planeswalkers I have ever experienced.

[ ...The static burst finishes. ]

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[selfie_centered]

Heyyyyyyyyyyy friendo!

Digging the aura farming and all, but uh, little heavy on the 'freaking me out without context' factor, don't you think?

[33elk]

That's one reason why you're all the worst. The ignorance!

[selfie_centered]

Yeah, well, bud, I like, just got here. I'm totally baby!

Don't suppose there's like, a link to a previous clip? An about page? Testimonials? Mini-glossary?

[33elk]

Of course not - everybody here has been ignorant for far too long. But you saw it, didn't you? Those... portals?

Clearly, some failed planeswalking attempts.

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[bladeofnymeia]

You needn't insult with a term I or, likely, several others haven't heard of.

[She can infer a possible idea as to what that means, but...hey, rude, did the triangle quest mean nothing to you sir?]

[33elk]

[ Thankfully, Oko is able to stop his snort from coming though psychic-ly. But his tone is a little kinder. ] Excuse me for being concerned about what's going on.

[bladeofnymeia]

Everyone shows their concern differently. Some are more panicked than concerned. Others are not unfamiliar with the process, and take it in stride.

[Exhibit A: the Warrior of Light, Champion of Eorzea, currently inhabiting a tiny poisonous rabbit.]

[33elk]

And I show my concern by wondering how all of you have survived this long or didn't end up lost in the Blind Eternity.

But that's just me.

[truthdecided]

[Having looked at the other conversations, Akechi has one conclusion.]

Aren't you being rather presumptuous? Has it never occurred to you that some of us are concerned about the rifts, but that they aren't our doing?

[33elk]

They're likely your fault. I've seen similar before.

[truthdecided]

Is there a particular reason you feel exempt from this? You were undoubtedly brought to this world the same way as the rest of us.

[Huff. Honestly, the nerve of him.]

[33elk]

[ A laugh. ]

No, I came here of my own free will, chasing a nasty criminal.

[ he is lying but does sound convincing! ]

[paperceptive]

Shattered Gems, could you keep it down.

[ She doesn't even care if you want to have a tantrum, just keep it off the actual literal psychic network! ]

[33elk]

[ Oddly, for a moment, the network post goes utterly silent.

But then.

Odile is getting bit-crunched Hamster Dance blasted at FULL PSYCHIC VOLUME. Thank you, Flowey. ]

[paperceptive]

Infant.

[ That's it, she's getting rid of the pearl again. ]

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[edgewater]

What in the Void are you talking about?

[33elk]

Your ignorance.

Yes, your ignorance in particular.

[edgewater]

You know I'll stay ignorant if you're not gonna tell me what you're talking about, right?

[33elk]

And I'm shocked nobody else has educated you already.

But if you really want to know...

[ he just trails off ]

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[telewarped]

Aw, what's the matter? Didn't get your daily triangle fix today?

[33elk]

None of those failed portals were even triangular, rag-doll.

[telewarped]

So that's a yes? You are cranky 'cause you haven't had enough triangles today?

[positivestars]

You seem to know a lot about it! Are you taking students?

[ow. ow ow ow. but still doing her best! to radiate full-bore ⋆˙⟡ positive ⋆˙⟡ energy!!]

[33elk]

Of course I do! Why don't you!

[ god that positive energy is annoying. ]

And of course I'm not taking students. Where is this, Arcavios?

[positivestars]

Good question! I'd like to. [Maybe people knew more about it, when belief in demons was more common, given it seems they have their own realm? A question for the Kuzunoha Detective Agency, assuming they're willing to answer.

it is: a gift. for him!]

Sadly not! [scribbling it down-] That's a nice name, though! Is it a city? Another plane?