Ha! As if I need your handouts. My place is a million times nicer than yours. Tons of natural light- [because there's no roof,] -a great view, [because he's in a tree that takes forever to climb] and food delivered right to me! [... because sunshine and water enter through the lack of roof. It should be more than obvious that Flowey is bluffing out of some latent sense of sibling rivalry.]

... Or, what, you want us to match? Maybe come visit me sometime? Stay up all night telling scary stories? Hee hee. [And he's back to projecting his own wants.] I've seen some stuff that would even scare YOU, Chara!