video, backdated to March 5

[telewarped]

Hey, losers. This has definitely been one of the months I've had so far, but now I'm officially bored to death.

[There is a general air of malaise permeating this message, even if the voice of the Pokémon sending it—a gray-toned Mimikyu, currently stationed in what appears to be one of the Oran guild's dens—sounds casual and calm enough.]

At least one of you has to have a decent rec for how to kill time around here you can give me... Or just tag yourself. Whatever.

[At the words tag yourself, an image takes shape in your mind. It's astonishingly clear and will remain present in your head until your connection to this particular Grumpearl is broken.]

Later.

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[offtracks]

Really? I feel as though I have been attacked in nearly all of the quests I have attempted...

[Even the resource-gathering ones haven't always gone all that smoothly...maybe that's just him?]

Well, there are a few lately that are very specifically about combat! Emmet and I had to go and fight some Swoobat! You would be suited to that as much as we were, they're weak to ghost-types.

[telewarped]

Huh. Have you considered that maybe you just have bad vibes?

[And usually she's the one who pisses everyone off! Maybe she's losing her touch...]

Seriously? [In any case, this quest definitely sounds more her speed. Still, she wonders:] What for?

[Swoobat just sounds like another Pokémon, same as them. What have they done that warrants a "fight on sight" quest?]

[offtracks]

They have been attacking the canopy repeatedly. I am not sure if anyone knows quite why, but they were not interested in talking it out while we were there, at least!

[A bit of a shame, but they can't be allowed to just go on attacking.]