video, backdated to March 5

[telewarped]

Hey, losers. This has definitely been one of the months I've had so far, but now I'm officially bored to death.

[There is a general air of malaise permeating this message, even if the voice of the Pokémon sending it—a gray-toned Mimikyu, currently stationed in what appears to be one of the Oran guild's dens—sounds casual and calm enough.]

At least one of you has to have a decent rec for how to kill time around here you can give me... Or just tag yourself. Whatever.

[At the words tag yourself, an image takes shape in your mind. It's astonishingly clear and will remain present in your head until your connection to this particular Grumpearl is broken.]

Later.

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[truthdecided]

[Hmm... That's surprisingly poetic, coming from A.B.A. Perhaps he underestimated her...

But hm. That's an interesting nugget of information.]

This Paracelsus must carry great importance to you, then.

[Who or whatever it is.]

[quirkynote]

Of course he does. He's my husband, after all. The key that'll unlock the gates to my future...

[truthdecided]

Ah. So you're married.

[Well, that's an interesting new nugget of information.]

[quirkynote]

Are you surprised...? Even a homunculus deserves to be loved... I may be artificial, but my feelings are very real.

[truthdecided]

That was never in dispute.

[Akechi may be jaded, but he's hardly in a position to declare who's unworthy of love.

Except people like Shido, of course, but that's a different story.]

It simply took me by surprise, I suppose. Then again, it's not as though I've pried into the love lives of anyone here.

[quirkynote]

I know, you're still figuring out your own.

[truthdecided]

Bold of you to assume I have a love life.

[Really, what's she going on about this time?]