[Firepaw is buzzing with excitement when he heads over to meet him - he's used to standing out like a sore thumb in the woods, but he actually blends into the shadows pretty well.]

Hey! It's great to meet you in person. Um... I know you're not a real cat, but it still feels great to talk to someone who looks like me.

[Relatively speaking.]

How do you feel about a cat greeting? We normally- well, most cats sniff each other's fur, but between friends we bonk our heads together.