[Wow, that's a lot. Conrad pretty much knows all of this already, though...]
I have no idea why I'm this out of all the Pokémon I could be.
And, uh... Yeah, it is very odd there aren't any humans here. Pokémon are supposed to live alongside people, usually. Humans are the trainers or breeders or whatever. You're supposed to become the very best trainer you can be and beat all the other Pokémon in battles. To catch them is your real test, to train them is your cause...
[OH, oh no!... The OG Pokémon theme song starts playing in his head because of course... This definitely wasn't intentional, though, and it's not going to stop until the end.]
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I have no idea why I'm this out of all the Pokémon I could be.
And, uh... Yeah, it is very odd there aren't any humans here. Pokémon are supposed to live alongside people, usually. Humans are the trainers or breeders or whatever. You're supposed to become the very best trainer you can be and beat all the other Pokémon in battles. To catch them is your real test, to train them is your cause...
[OH, oh no!... The OG Pokémon theme song starts playing in his head because of course... This definitely wasn't intentional, though, and it's not going to stop until the end.]